Investment

1 hour: gingerly dipping your toe into the shallow end of the pool 1000

90 minutes: a little taste 1400

2 hours: a proper introduction 1800

3 hours: we caught eyes at a cocktail bar - now what!? 2400

4 hours: tasting menu // tasting me&you 3000

6 hours: let’s paint the town red! 4200

14 hour overnight + breakfast in bed 6500

a full day 8500

longer inquire

if we’ve met more than once you may grandfather yourself in at my previous rates, if you’d like

A few ideas of what we can get up to in our time together…

• Attending an underground kink party or convention together (I look great on your arm - or you on my leash)

• PFE - Private chef experience! I book a location with a kitchen and prepare us a delicious feast

• A relaxing trip to the spa for couples' massage + sauna (and oak leaf beatings? yes please!)

• Visiting a BDSM store to try on or design custom fetishwear

• A stay at an elegant Maison turned adults-only BnB in New Orleans (ask me about the sexy caterers)

• Flirting our way through a raunchy, surrealist Burlesque show

• Discreet public play at dinner or during a walk through Griffith Park (*bzzt bzzt*)

LOS ANGELES Incall and Outcall

I'd be delighted join you at your home or hotel in Los Angeles.

I don’t host at my home, but I’m happy to book us a hotel room for an additional fee.

If you prefer a dungeon environment, I can arrange space for us at a gorgeous, well appointed and *private* DTLA space I like to refer to as the femme fatale lair, which is $100 per hour.

 

WHEN CAN I SEE YOU?

Generally, I'm available with several days’ advance notice between 11am and (starting before) 10pm.

I am rarely available to meet for same-day appointments, and my preference is that we plan ahead — antici… pation is sweet and I lead a full life outside this pursuit.

However, feel free to shoot me a short notice email if that’s the only way you’re able to meet - perhaps the stars will align!

DEVIANT DUOS

I have many kinky friends (female, trans female & male) who would be delighted to join us for a menage a trois - or more. Please inquire, or my Twitter feed to see who I like to play with.

COUPLES

I love sharing time with couples! Whether you’re totally inexperienced newlyweds or an out and loud polycule, chances are pretty good that I want to be your unicorn.

It’s important to me that everyone be on the same page and equally enthusiastic about meeting, so please introduce yourselves separately to complete screening! Once I’ve heard from both of you I’ll fire up the group email so we can start planning our time together, together.

Couple’s sessions are an additional 500.

Travel Companionship + Fly Me to You

Totally smitten but not in LA? I'm happy to meet you on your home turf... or to indulge our wanderlust together.

I have a 2hr minimum to come see you in San Diego or Santa Barbara.

I have an 6hr minimum in Las Vegas, San Francisco, Portland and Seattle. Further abroad, my time minimum increases to an overnight on the East Coast, 24 hours in Asia and Oceania and 48h in Europe.

Travel packages also include a stipend to cover travel expenses, and accommodations if necessary. I’ll create a custom travel package just for us - Get in touch to discuss details.

"DO YOU SEE PEOPLE LIKE ME?"

(Legal) age, gender, orientation, race, size and dis/ability don't factor into my decision to see someone or not. I’m queer/pansexual, and attracted to and experienced with lovers of all genders and all bodies. It’s incredibly important to me that I create a safe space for * all * people to explore.

Unfortunately none of the incall spaces I use are wheelchair accessible, but I'm happy to arrange a hotel room that is.

DEPOSITS & CANCELLATION POLICY

Appointments are confirmed with a discreet, electronic deposit of 25%. Touring appointments and those above 3hrs require a 50% deposit.

Your investment allows me to confidently write our date onto my calendar when confirming our appointment, since I block off valuable time in my schedule when doing so. Deposits are non-refundable but can be rolled over at my discretion in the event that you need to reschedule and have provided adequate notice.

Cancelling within 24 hours of our meeting incurs a 50% cancellation fee. Doing so within 12 hours - or not at all! - results in a 100% cancellation fee — not to mention bad karma!

In the rare event that I must cancel and rescheduling isn’t an option, your deposit will be refunded to you and will simply appear back in your bank account in 5-7 biz days.

Wishlist and Favorite List

As a fellow gift-giver, I love receiving gifts: they let me know you’ve been thinking of me fondly, and that you’ve taken an interest in what I take an interest in! And who doesn’t love being spoiled?

FAVORITES:

Sweets: Dark chocolate, fresh berries, local honey

Drinks: Dry whites, mezcal or bourbon cocktails - Angel’s Envy is a favorite distiller!

Lingerie: Bordelle, Honey Birdette, Calvin Klein (I wear a 32DD & Medium, Sz 6US/8UK)

Shoes: I like pointed-toe heels and steel toe boots. Sz 9US, 40 EU

Jewelry: BVLA, Maya, Tawapa and Diablo Organics pieces can be custom ordered via my piercer. Yellow gold and white opal is my jam.

Gift certificates: The best gift you can get me is pre-paid work from my tattooist! You can contribute to my ever growing body of work by Venmo’ing my artist, @Ash-Wood, with ‘gift for Robin’ in the description. Inquire for PayPal info if you’d prefer to use that.

Also: Potted plants (Seriously - I’m always delighted to add to my collection!), Airport Socks

And if you really want to melt my heart?

There are a number of non-profit organizations whose causes are very important to me that can always use generous donations.

• The Ali Forney Center

The Ali Forney Center’s mission is to protect LGBTQ youths from the harms of homelessness by providing housing and a continuum of supportive services to help them thrive and empower them with the tools needed to live independently. Since AFC's launch in 2002 with just six beds in a church basement, the organization has grown to become the largest agency dedicated to LGBTQ homeless youths in the country—assisting nearly 1,400 youths per year through a 24-hour Drop-In Center which provides over 70,000 meals annually, medical and mental health services through an on-site clinic, and a scattered site housing program. This holiday season, donating money or warm weather clothing to AFC instead of the Salvation Army, who are virulently anti queer.

• Planned Parenthood

Planned Parenthood is one of the nation's leading providers of high-quality, affordable health care for women, men, and young people, and the nation's largest provider of sex education. Planned Parenthood provides sexual and reproductive health care, education, information, and outreach to nearly five million women, men, and adolescents worldwide in a single year.

• Callen-Lorde Community Health Center

Callen Lorde is a medical facility in NYC for the lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender community as well as people living with HIV/AIDS. It's been an invaluable resource for me as an LGBT person. Giving back to them so that others, especially low income people, can receive affordable and accepting health care is SO important to me!

• Sylvia Rivera Law Project

The Sylvia Rivera Law Project works to guarantee that all people are free to self-determine gender identity and expression, regardless of income or race, and without facing harassment, discrimination or violence. This means that they help trans people change things like name and gender marker on their IDs. They also set people up with trans-affirming health care, which can be extremely hard to find. Many of my close friends are transgender, and I want to see their identities supported. This project helps them do that in a tangible way.

• Lysistrata Mutual Care Fund

If you want to donate to any of these organizations, start here. Lysistrata is a sex worker led, online based activist cooperative and emergency fund to support marginalized workers in crisis. They collect donations and distribute funds for the purposes of providing financial assistance to marginalized members of our community who are struggling due to illness, injury, homelessness, wrongful arrest/incarceration, unstable or abusive working conditions, domestic violence, discrimination and other factors that affect their ability to make a living. They support sex worker owned businesses/orgs, assist in the building of new sex worker run businesses/orgs and offer community resources to ease the transition into other fields for those seeking to diversify their skill set and/or leave the industry.I frequently donate to this fund, myself. Support all sex workers, not just the fancy ones you see on Twitter ❤️